Archive for April, 2010

April 30, 2010

friday funkfest 25

Friday Funkfest. A recurring (almost weekly) flurry of quick hits, links, videos and thoughts. Clearly, the best way to waste time at work spend your lunch hour each and (almost) every Friday.

Most people work under the general assumption that neither Christians nor mathematicians are funny.  That makes this dude (a math prof at Biola) a double-enigma.  And he’s funny at the end of October as well. (h/t mathfail)

  • The Manny found a sweet collection of one of my favorite segments from Sesame Street: Monsterpiece Theatre.
  • Donald Miller’s site is a must-read these days.  So much so that his site has crashed a couple of times this past week.  Get in while you fit in.
  • Not the most orthodox of interpretations, but Bill Cosby’s take on Noah’s Ark is a winner.
  • Worst Star Wars Costumes in History. (h/t the force is strong)
  • I find James Bond movies to be pretty lame.  Jason Bourne?  More my vibe.  Probably because of the theological depth.
  • The US has a 56% chance to advance in the World Cup?  Sounds about right.
  • Qatar is bidding to host the 2022 World Cup.  I don’t think they’ll get it.  But in the event that they do, they plan on spending $4 Billion to build high-tech stadiums that will be cooled to 80 degrees.  Sure beats the 122 degree temps Qatar is blasted with during the summers.
  • The Blazers bowed out of the playoffs last night.  I’m bummed to see this season go.  It had tons of ups and downs, and will end up being one of the more memorable seasons in recent memory.  The upside is that now I won’t be staying up until 1am watching basketball games, and I’ll have more time to read and write.

Tweet of the Week:

it’s called “democracy”. it doesn’t only exist when it works in your favor. that is all. (TB on FB)

Lyric of the Week:

I seen hoop dreams deflate like a true fiends weight. (Jay Z)

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April 28, 2010

wednesday watchlist: where to work

When we talk with the kids in our leadership development program, we spend a lot of time sowing the dreams of college.  I believe in higher education and would love to see every kid have the chance to set foot on a college campus.  But there is a reality that college isn’t for everyone.  So as the kids get older we start having other conversations with them about what they can do after high school if college isn’t in the cards.  Vocational school is always a good option, but even then there are some kids who will need a year or two before they can fit that into life.

Over the past couple of years I’ve been making a mental list of places I’d like our kids to try to get jobs with if they have to work right after high school.  Not every job out there is a good job.  And certainly, the list of good jobs one can get with just a high school diploma is limited.  But there are some out there that will allow you to earn a livable wage while working in a safe environment.  If you have other suggestions, you should post them in the comments section as a contribution to this week’s Watchlist…

Best Jobs for a High School Graduate:

  • Costco – My understanding is that Costco pays well.  It’s also a well respected company that looks good on a resume and has decent hours.
  • Quick Trip – I know, I know.  A gas station?  Seriously?  Yes.  Seriously.  Whenever I go into a QT (which is on a regular basis now that it’s slushie season), I am struck by how professional the staff is.  This leads me to believe that they pay well and that they have other ways to attract quality employees.  It would be an especially good second job since it is open all of the time.  And, quite frankly, QT’s are by far the cleanest of any gas station chain.
  • Auto Parts Stores – This option is good because it provides practical knowledge that can save money.  If you can work on your own car, you are doing yourself a huge financial favor.  Even in the ‘hood, I notice that the auto parts stores attract quality personnel.
  • Chic-Fil-A – guaranteed to never go out of business as long as I’m around.  This is one of the top franchises we would like to draw into the neighborhood.  It’s a higher quality product than most fast food.  The Christian ownership makes sure stores are closed on Sundays.  They promote from within.  They have a scholarship program if you decide to go back to school.  And you can even get on an ownership track to get your own franchise.  A lot of chances to move up as long as you work hard and prove yourself worthy.
  • The Gap Family of Companies  (Gap, Old Navy and Banana Republic) – Old navy has an awesome program where they will bring in groups of kids and do a couple of hours of training with them, and then let them work the floor for two hours.  During that time, they get to try out all of the different jobs you can do in the store.  Our kids did it last summer, and it was phenomenal.  Old Navy will hire you if you’re still in High School, and it’s the kind of company you can move up in if you do a good job.  Plus, between the three stores there are hundreds of locations all over the country. And you get a nice discount on clothes.  Would be a better deal if they sold more ManPris.
  • Starbucks – Ok, so there’s this little tension with the Big S.  I don’t go there anymore. Haven’t for about 5 years.  I don’t like their coffee, and I prefer the intimacy of non-chain coffee shops.  And yet, they have a generous benefits plan and a handful of people that I like and really respect either work or have worked there.  I would also suggest that our kids apply there because of the opportunities to advance (see a theme here?), the number of stores and the fact that the clientele forces you to interact in a very professional manner.

My list is exclusively in the retail sector.  What should I add to diversify it?
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April 27, 2010

basketball and life

Life is about more than basketball. But basketball can sometimes tell you a lot about life.

In the group of kids I work with, there are four eight grade boys. It’s hard to get boys from the inner-city to and through high school. There are distractions. There are family issues. There is an incapacitating lack of black male role models to point boys toward manhood. But these boys are on the cusp of getting to the 9th grade. It’s a big accomplishment.

There are a lot of parts of their story that matter more than basketball, but basketball can tell you a lot about the men these boys are becoming.

When I first started this job, playing basketball with the kids was pretty brutal. They didn’t know any of the rules, and they treated the entire exercise as an audition for the AND 1 Mixtape Tour. Except they had no chance of becoming the next Hot Sauce, because they were terrible. They topped this exceptional mix off with poor attitudes and bickering. It was a joy.

Not that any of the boys are amazing players even now. The best baller in the whole center is a 7th grade girl, and it’s not even close.

But the boys have gotten a lot better. They had to. Day after day they would challenge the adults to games. And game after game they would get waxed. I never went easy on them. Never let them win. Not once. Yeah, part of it was a character flaw on my part where I hate to lose. But part of it was that the boys lacked any sense of humility and realism in terms of where there game was.

So we whipped them. Hit them with back door cuts and touch passes. Rebounding, defense and court intelligence. Then two things happened.

First, the boys started to take on characteristics of the adult game. It became less about the ‘me’ and more about the ‘we’. They started passing and cutting and rebounding and defending. They gained spatial awareness and balanced the court.

Then, they started mixing the teams up. Instead of always playing against the adults, they decided it would be fun to play with the adults. And it was fun. Because the boys were now good sports and good teammates. All of that was coming together with increased skill to provide for fun games. Games where the boys were growing and playing the game like it’s supposed to be played. All the while they were learning to encourage each other and be good sports.

I doubt any of those boys will play in college, seeing as though none of them are yet to play on a competitive team. You will not find Jesus Shuttlesworth here. And if I were to make a list of things about the boys that make me proud, basketball probably wouldn’t be in the top 1/3.

But basketball helps demonstrate a lot of what the top 1/3 of that list would look like.

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April 26, 2010

buy one, get like a bajillion free

I’m coming up on a very important anniversary.

The day I bought my own pair of hair clippers.

It wasn’t an easy decision to make. I loved going to the barber shop. I loved my barber. There was a social element to getting my hair cut that I valued. Cats in the chair talkin’ stuff about all elements of life. The dude rolling up into the shop to try to sell bootleg DVD’s of The Gospel for $5.

Seriously.

But then Kid The Second came and it was just too hard to find time to get into the chair. Going to the barber shop in the ‘hood isn’t for someone with a calendar full of appointments to keep. You get a clean cut, but it’s a deliberate process.  You’re in the chair for at least 40 minutes.

So ultimately I decided that I could save myself a lot of time and my budget a lot of money if I just got my own clippers.  I kept it simple and picked up the $18.97 joints at the beauty shop, and figured I could always bail after two cuts and be ahead in the money game.

Here we are a year later, and I’m still sticking with it.  Not that my skills have gotten all that good.  I’m content to throw on the No. 1 guard and bring my whole head down to a nice clean length.  I can edge the front myself, but still need the wife to line up the back and shave the neck beard.  I don’t think it’s her favorite wifely duty, but she could always get me a certain stocking-stuffer to empower me to handle the task myself if it puts her out too much.

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April 23, 2010

friday funkfest 24

Friday Funkfest. A recurring (almost weekly) flurry of quick hits, links, videos and thoughts. Clearly, the best way to waste time at work spend your lunch hour each and (almost) every Friday.


I have a bad habit of watching funding drives on religious TV stations.  It’s solely for entertainment value as I wait patiently for some televangelist to break the record for the most preposterously manipulative thing I’ve ever heard come from a preachers mouth.  And it always happens, at which point I openly question what rational person would ever give money to such a machine.  So forgive me if I have a little chuckle while Mr. TV Preacher Man gets one pulled over on him.

Lyric of the Week:

love possesses nothing
nor would it ever be possessed
love is love sufficient unto love
and you can figure out the rest

- God Rests in Reason by Jason Mraz

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April 21, 2010

wednesday watchlist: following up on “nike hates america”

(photo credit: AP)

Back in December I posted “nike hates america” in response to the 2010 US World Cup kit design leaking. My thoughts caused a massive outcry. Not enough to crash servers, but certainly getting two comments from people I don’t know is pretty incredible considering the amount of traffic this site generates on a daily basis, almost exclusively from a very small group of  friends and family.

In response to those comments, I preset today’s watchlist of “Things You Should Know About Me”.

  1. I own one of the aforementioned shirts.  A #10 Landon Donovan shirt, to be specific.
  2. I haven’t worn my shirt yet.  It’s hanging in my closet on my nicest hanger.
  3. Until the World Cup is over, I’m only going to wear the shirt on US matchdays.  If you want to see how fly my swag is when I’m flossing that mug, then you will have to catch me on May 29, June 5, June 12, June 18 or June 23.
  4. I’m hopeful the US will give me a reason to wear the kit one or two more times before the tournament is over.
  5. I think kit looks better in person than it does on the internet or on TV.
  6. I think the shirt looks far better paired with navy shorts than it does with white shorts.
  7. I don’t understand why people wear white shorts.  It’s too hard to hide your unders and too easy to get your bum dirty.
  8. I fully understand that the diagonal stripe is common in football kits.
  9. I fully understand that the 2010 US kit is patterned after the 1950 kit…the year we pulled off a massive upset against England in the World Cup.
  10. Sometimes I use humorous hyperbole to make a point.  It’s more fun to write and read than a straight-laced article.
  11. Sometimes people take me too literally.
  12. A lot of times I’m not as funny as I think I am.

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April 20, 2010

austin city limits: a tuesday morning tradition

The shorties and I have a new Tuesday morning tradition: watching Austin City Limits.  I don’t know why we wait until Tuesday, seeing as the DVR records new episodes on Saturdays.  However we settled into our rhythm, it’s now an institution.  You know you’re doing something right as a parent when you have a weekly activity that includes a family dance party.  It’s a good thing we’re starting Zachary young on the dance training, as he has a long way to go.  The lad is limited to sitting on his knees, clapping and bobbing up and down.  He’ll get there. I’m convinced that his large head would be perfect for break dancing.

ACL is a fantastic kids show for two reasons: it exposes them to live music and it exposes them to a wide array of artists and genres.  So far I’ve only had to delete one episode to limit the kid’s exposure to non-daddy approved artists.

That’s right, Kenny Chesney.  Blocked.  Sight unseen.

The kids and I have two favorite episodes.  Ben Harper and the Relentless 7 absolutely kill it with their set.  But don’t tell Stacy that I’m predisposing the kids to dig Harper, because she doesn’t care for him.  Too much electric guitar for her ear.  As if there can ever be such a thing as too much electric guitar.  Girl, please.

Our undisputed favorite and best dance-inducing episode is the K’Naan/Mos Def power hour.  K’Naan ends his set with “Wavin’ Flag”, which always inspires Elli to request an encore.  I’m glad she likes the song, because he’s released a version that serves as the official song of the World Cup, so she is going to hear it a lot this summer.  In fact, it is the soundtrack to a smashing new Coca-Cola commercial that I have a sneaking suspicion will become a family fave.

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April 19, 2010

star wars, the bible and interpretation

Ok. That’s pretty cool.  Cool enough that I’m super jealous that The Manny found this just last week on GeekDad, and it’s too late for us to get in on the creative action.  Bummer.

I was watching the work people put in on “The Escape” (video at the end of this post), and I found myself engaging with it canonically.  As fans, none of us have the time or resources to put an entire Episode together, let alone the entire Classic Trilogy.  And even if one or two of us did, there would be a lot of points to quibble about.  Shoot, think about how much dorks people debate about the remakes George did.  Serious debate over minor changes and added scenes.

The best most of us could do is hope to master a small section while staying true to the overall corpus.  You then put the pieces together and work from there.

Watching ‘The Escape’ I had a lot of different reactions.  I enjoyed seeing the different mediums people used.  I thought the coolest segments were the ones where people tried really hard.  Some of the clips stayed very true to the originals.  Others were clearly making an attempt to mock the franchise, and some of the mockeries required a lot of effort.

As I’ve been analyzing the video an psycho-analyzing myself, some questions have popped up about how I and we interpret the Bible:

  • Are we trying to make statements or discern statements?
  • How can we express truth communicated via written word through other mediums?
  • How much effort do we really put into thinking through things (theological or otherwise) that we are really passionate about?
  • Do we focus more on what people are getting right or on what they are getting wrong?
  • How can good-intentioned people interpret the same thing in two completely different ways?
  • Why is it so hard to get a good Wookie costume?
  • Do I lose my fanboy card if deep down inside I wish “Kissed by a Rose” was part of the official Star Wars soundtrack?
  • How many posts labeled both Star Wars and Theology can I have before I get kicked out of the church?

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April 14, 2010

game 82

photo credit: portland sentinel

Tonight the Portland Trail Blazers play their 82nd game of the season.  82 is a random number if you’re not an NBA fan.  But for those of us who follow The Association it’s the number of completion.

Welcome to the end of the regular season.

As a fan, this season has been an enigma.  The team did not live up to the expectations that many fans held at the beginning of the season.  And yet, I’ve enjoyed this season more than any I can remember and I’m more proud of this team than any team since the early 90′s squads that made it to the Finals.

It’s been a long road back.

There were a couple of years where I was really down on the one sports team I grew up loving.  The team didn’t represent the organization or the city well, and it got to the point where I vowed to stop wearing Blazers gear until Rasheed Wallace was traded.  My wish was granted in February 2004, and I celebrated both my birthday and the end of my non-violent protest by buying a 1977 throwback shooting shirt.

The following seasons were spent tearing down and rebuilding the team.  Unlike following certain baseball teams that shall remain nameless, there was always hope at the end of the tunnel as the team showed direction,  vision and improvement.  Finally this year, we were poised for breakthrough.

Did that breakthrough happen?  Depends on your perspective.  The team won fewer games and didn’t finish as high in the division.  But they also suffered, and continue to suffer, one of the more unreal stretches of injuries I’ve ever seen in sports.

And yet, the team stayed composed.  The team showed character.  The team played hard.  We figured it out.

So onto the playoffs we go.  Yeah, our best player is injured.  Honestly, at this point it doesn’t even dampen my enthusiasm.  I’ll still rock my Red 7 Roy jersey with pride.  And every single playoff game will be appointment viewing, even though it means I won’t get to bed until after midnight on game days.

While I’ll be happy as long as the team plays with heart, I do have an ambitious goal for the team.  Please, please, please, please, please make it to the Western Conference Finals.  I understand it would take some serious over achieving to make that happen.  I’m not a totally irrational fanboy.  Just a mostly irrational fanboy.

The thing about it is,  I’m going to be in Portland from May 28-June 5.  I’ll do whatever it took to get into the Rose Garden to cheer the team on if they are playing while I’m it town.  If it doesn’t end up happening, I’ll get over it.

Eventually.
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