“You have three pair of Star Wars shoes? I thought you only had two.”
The above statement can be taken two different ways. First, with the implication that my wife finds me way hotter now that she knows I have three pair of Star Wars shoes. Or, more likely, she could think I’m way nerdier.
Regardless of how you interpret her statement, the fact that I only own three pair of Star Wars shoes deserves a lot of credit. Considering the limited supply of the kicks combined with their very high phatness quotient*, it would be reasonable to have purchased every last one of the releases. But I didn’t. I limited myself, even though I might never have the opportunity to buy Star Wars kicks again. Good job, me.
*If you are interested in acquiring the actual equation for the phatness quotient, you’ll have to contact my mother-in-law. She is a nationally known math methods professor, and is very close to earning her Ph.D. I don’t believe the phatness quotient is the actual subject of her dissertation, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it at least makes an appearance.
But hark! The foul temptress of indulgence is preparing to rear her head again.
*Gasp*
Word came down the line this month that Adidas is planning a whole new run of Star Wars product for the upcoming Fall/Winter season. My initial reaction is that I don’t love the new line. Some of it is really quite ugly. But there are three products I am incredibly smitten with.
Problem: I already have too many shoes/clothes/jackets.
Problem: The two items I want the most are a bit too fashion forward for my wife to be seen with me in public wearing them.
I don’t know what the solutions are to those two problems. But I do know that no one on the corner would have swagger like me if I was rolling around in a Chewbacca-themed jacked with matching boots this winter.
And that, my friends, is a little thing I like to call “hawtness personified”.
Renew and Restore
