Posts tagged ‘movies’

October 5, 2010

movie reflection: fanboys

I have a new tradition on nights when my wife is on call: grade assignments and watch shows/movies she would never, ever watch.  This is actually just a slight variant on my pre-teaching tradition where I would do the same thing sans grading papers, but whatever.

Last weeks viewing was one that had been on my list for a while: Fanboys.  At the core, it’s a fairly typical dude road trip story. But the endearing twist comes with the fact that the main characters are huge Star Wars fans who are journeying to Skywalker Ranch to break in and watch Episode I: The Phantom Menace before it is released in theaters.  So yeah.  That movie was clearly going to shoot straight to the top of my “Must See” list.

I probably liked the movie more than most people.  It was funny.  It was dorky. It had tons of great Star Wars references. The portrayal of the Star Wars v. Star Trek rivalry was hilarious.  There were a handful of cameos that added a lot to the film.  I had my own personal giggle-fest throughout the evening.

And yet, it’s not a film I’ll be adding to my library.  As much as I enjoyed most of it, I was really put off by a strand of gay jokes that ran through the film (and one egregious scene, in particular).  The whole thing was just very American Pie-esque and seemed like a cheap ploy to garner a few extra viewers by appealing to the lowest common denominator. But ultimately, the film was so wrapped up in Star Wars geekdom that it was never going to appeal to a mass audience.  It was always going to be a film for Star Wars Fans.  That’s not necicarily a bad thing in that there are a lot of Star Wars fans out there, and we are enthusiastic about the culture.  In the end, those jokes and that one scene just dumbed the movie down and took away from the smart vibe it had going on.

So when the movie ends the characters are about to watch Episode I for the first time, and they essentially fade to black as one of the characters asks what they will do if the movie really [stinks].  It gave me a chuckle, because I’ve been filled with quite a bit of Episode I hate as of late.

But then I fire up my phone to check the Twitter and, lo and behold, what awaits me?  A bunch of tweets about how George Lucas announced the release of all six Star Wars films in 3D starting in 2012.  With Episode I. And apparently this announcement dropped as I was watching Fanboys.

Creepy. But coincidence? I think not. In fact, I think it was providentially ordained to give me the opportunity to flow this post into a soapbox about how I feel about the issue.  And that liberty I shall take…

The last few weeks have been a microcosm of conflicting emotion regarding George Lucas and the Star Wars saga. He’s releasing all six films on Blu-ray, but only the special editions of the original Trilogy.  Adding insult to injury, we don’t even have a proper version of the non-special editions released on DVD.  And now we have to wait until 2014 to see special edition Episode IV in 3D.  The whole thing is just kinda “meh”.  Will I go see the films?  Well, duh.  And probably at midnight, because that’s how I roll.  And while it will be exhilarating to see the giant yellow type floating upward into the deepest reaches of space, it will also be frustrating that hardcore fans can’t see the films we really want to see in the way we want to see them.

But you know what? George made the movies so George can do whatever he wants with them.  For better or for worse, that’s his right.  Unfortunately, he seems to be compounding worse.

Renew and Restore

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December 9, 2009

wednesday watchlist: scary puppets

Throughout my childhood, my parents did a good job of ensuring that the movies I watched were age-appropriate.  I wasn’t allowed to watch Gremlins.  I did get to watch Ghostbusters, but only when it came out on network television.  So even the edgier PG stuff had to be sanitized.

In hindsight however, there seem to be some incongruities in my parent’s philosophy.  I remember three films that were probably a little too scary for my young imagination.  I’m not sure how they got through the filter, but they were freaky with a capital “F”.  Kids in peril.  Giant puppets engaging in all sorts of sorcery and magical zaniness.  Oh, and let’s not forget David Bowie dancing around in a spandex jumper.

So the bad news is that I was clearly traumatized as a child.  The good news is that at least we can pinpoint the three reasons why I’m so weird.

1. The Labrynth:




Well, well, well.  If it isn’t the aforementioned David Bowie decked out with one of the most fantastic hair/outfit combos ever.  And he has a bunch of crazy puppets with him.  And he’s making that cute little baby cry.  And the lyrics of his song include the poetic, “Put that magic jump on me/Slap that baby make him free”. Okay, then.

2. The Neverending Story:

Snow! Peril! Horse sinking in mud! Zombie princess girl! Giant turtle sneeze! Crazy laser-eye creatures! Good thing that big fluffy white flying thing was so nice.

3. The Dark Crystal:

And you thought the main character looked strange.  Those skeletor bird lookin’ things are are scary enough in their own right, but then they go pumping that crystal voodoo through their eyes.  *shudder*

Reliving all these memories is probably going to keep me awake all night.

Renew and Restore

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