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February 16, 2011

life imitating art (or, a photo essay showing how VW and Star Wars mesmerized my daughter)

 

 

We’ve all seen The Commercial*. Was it the best of the Superbowl? A lot of folks think so. But this cat from the D makes a debate of the subject, especially considering how “comically and poorly” (to quote The Manny) the VW commercial was cut for television.

*If you haven’t seen the making of the commercial…well…you’re missing out.

While I was digging that Em joint, the rest of the family was resoundingly in the Darth camp. Particularly my daughter.  She was just hanging in the room while the Super Bowl was on, but when that Imperial Death March kicked in her eyes instantly locked on the television. For the next thirty minutes she hummed the IDM and bombarded me with questions about the commercial. What was the boy doing? Why was he wearing that mask? Had she seen Star Wars? Is Darth Vader scary? Where was Darth Vader’s Light Saber? And where did that boy get that mask?

Finally, I asked her if she wanted me to bring my Darth Vader mask home from the office. She already knew I had it there, because she points it out every time she visits. But not before she checks for the Darth Vader Fathead behind the door. It’s tradition.

Considering the fact that the kid’s total Star Wars viewing time consists of the last 20 minutes of Episode IV, the saga has certainly captivated her imagination. She’s already obsessed, as witnessed to by the fact that she rocked that Vader mask for an entire week. If the good folks at Volkswagen are looking to make a sequel to their ad, I can help them with casting. Granted, we might need a little help with wardrobe as we have not yet mastered the ominously dark Sith wardrobe as of yet.  In fact, it’s quite the opposite.

This one has a nice “Darth Fonz” vibe. Could use a leather jacket.

 

Some nice mixed symbolism here. Darth Mask. Valentine’s Shirt. Ruby slippers. Craziest light saber ever.

 

And then there’s this. Darth Pink Cowgirl. That’s something.

Star Wars. A lifetime of joy for the kid in all of us, regardless of what grumpy, snobby, curmudgeony German film critics want you to think.

Renew and Restore

January 3, 2011

it’s funny because it’s true

A lot of people sent me that video last month thinking I’d find it funny.  Which I did.  But not in the sense that it was beyond the realm of belief.  The funny thing about that video is that variations of those lines have actually run through my head or come out of my mouth over the last year.

Without having seen an instant of actual movie footage, my daughter had a reasonable grasp on the characters in Star Wars. Probably something to do with the Star Wars shirts I’m always buying for myself and the kids.  And the Star Wars themed YouTube videos the Manny and I would watch on our phones all the time.  And the life-sized Darth Vader FatHead on my office wall.

Let’s just say she had plenty of opportunities to glean the details of the Star Wars universe.

In anticipation of her finally reaching the age where watching Star Wars would be appropriate, I had established a set of values for her first viewings.  Original Trilogy first, until she reached the age where she could determine on her own that Jar Jar Binks is the most annoying creature in all of cinema history. No special editions. Really important core value type stuff.

I always anticipated our first viewing together would be planned well in advance, and that I’d spend days anticipating the event. But as with many of the best experiences in life, this one came out of nowhere.

On Christmas night, Spike TV was running a Star Wars marathon.  All six films in a row.  This type of event wouldn’t usually entice me because I don’t care to watch my Star Wars films with commercial interruptions.

But two letters drew me in. Next to the film title on my on-screen guide was the magic “HD” combo. If you’ve never seen a film in HD, well you’re missing out.  It’s incredible. In fact, I prefer an HD film at home to a 3D film in the theater.  The level of detail is astounding, and it revolutionizes the movie watching experience.

Now I don’t understand the logic or the details, but as of now you can’t purchase a BluRay copy of any Star Wars film.  And yet, Spike TV has the rights to show Star Wars in HD with commercial interruption.  Go figure.

So all that to say, the prospect of checking out Star Wars in HD on Christmas night drew me in. I flip over to Spike just as the Rebels are preparing for the Battle of Yavin (ie they are getting ready to blow up the Death Star…sorry for the spoiler alert) thinking I would just watch a minute or two and then get back to what I was doing.

Nope.  I was hooked. The movie looked absolutely amazing.  I was mesmerized.  And so was my daughter.

Truth be told, it took a second for the mesermization to really grip her. Initially she was flipping out because she was actually getting to watch Star Wars.  Considering all of the excitement of Christmas Day when you are 5 years old, you’d think this would have just been a blip on the radar.  But not when you’re raised in this house, apparently.  In this house, getting to watch Star Wars for the first time is monumental and can make you forget about the bike that Santa brought you early in the day.

I’m glad she realized that.

It was really a great bonding experience for the two of us.  Her in my lap, both of us locked in on one of the most iconic historical events film scenes of all time. The Rebels took their hits, but eventually came out victorious thanks to the redemption of Han Solo.  The masses celebrated.  The heroes got their medals.  Except Chewbacca.  The poor Wookie never gets a medal.

My only regret? That we watched the Special Edition version of the film, and not the original. Yeah, I let myself down a little in that moment of weakness.

But it was worth it.

Renew and Restore

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November 17, 2010

wednesday watchlist: situational star wars thanksgiving lines

I’m sure you’ve already been told this numerous times today, but Happy Wookie Life Day! If I had to pick my favorite day of the Holiday Season, it would be November 17. Easy.  Back in 1978, this day (which happened to also be the day after thanksgiving) gave birth to the cheesiest chapter of Star Wars canon…The Star Wars Holiday Special. It’s an all-around awful display of all things Star Wars, and some things not Star Wars.  Like Bea Arthur breaking out in song.  Not even joking.  Feel free to find your own bootleg copy on the internets if you don’t believe me.  It’s not that hard.

Admittedly, you probably aren’t having a family gathering tonight.  You’re saving the pomp for Thanksgiving.  Cool.  I get that.  But if you are looking for a way to spice up your Thanksgiving celebration this year, might I suggest attempting to cram as many Star Wars quotes into the day as possible. It’s a fun game, though perhaps problematic in that most of the quotes as I imagine using them would be full of snark.  Use at your own risk when the situation warrants.

  • When your crazy uncle starts telling stories about his college days: “I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”
  • When the turkey carving begins: “I thought these things smelled bad on the outside.”
  • When a family member bends over in front of everyone: “That’s no moon…That’s a space station.”
  • When your kids get off their nap schedule and start sassing off: “Watch your mouth kid, our you’ll find yourself floating home.”
  • When the political debate gets heavy: “Don’t call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.”
  • Upon sitting down at the dinner table: “You’ll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.”
  • When your son spills something at the dinner table: “I’m terribly sorry about this.  Afterall, he’s only a Wookie.”
  • When the first family member takes a post-meal trip to the lavatory: “I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”
  • When it’s time to leave: “Bring my shuttle.”

Your mission, should you chose to accept it, is to speak exclusively in Star Wars quotes this Thanksgiving.  Make me proud.
Renew and Restore

October 5, 2010

movie reflection: fanboys

I have a new tradition on nights when my wife is on call: grade assignments and watch shows/movies she would never, ever watch.  This is actually just a slight variant on my pre-teaching tradition where I would do the same thing sans grading papers, but whatever.

Last weeks viewing was one that had been on my list for a while: Fanboys.  At the core, it’s a fairly typical dude road trip story. But the endearing twist comes with the fact that the main characters are huge Star Wars fans who are journeying to Skywalker Ranch to break in and watch Episode I: The Phantom Menace before it is released in theaters.  So yeah.  That movie was clearly going to shoot straight to the top of my “Must See” list.

I probably liked the movie more than most people.  It was funny.  It was dorky. It had tons of great Star Wars references. The portrayal of the Star Wars v. Star Trek rivalry was hilarious.  There were a handful of cameos that added a lot to the film.  I had my own personal giggle-fest throughout the evening.

And yet, it’s not a film I’ll be adding to my library.  As much as I enjoyed most of it, I was really put off by a strand of gay jokes that ran through the film (and one egregious scene, in particular).  The whole thing was just very American Pie-esque and seemed like a cheap ploy to garner a few extra viewers by appealing to the lowest common denominator. But ultimately, the film was so wrapped up in Star Wars geekdom that it was never going to appeal to a mass audience.  It was always going to be a film for Star Wars Fans.  That’s not necicarily a bad thing in that there are a lot of Star Wars fans out there, and we are enthusiastic about the culture.  In the end, those jokes and that one scene just dumbed the movie down and took away from the smart vibe it had going on.

So when the movie ends the characters are about to watch Episode I for the first time, and they essentially fade to black as one of the characters asks what they will do if the movie really [stinks].  It gave me a chuckle, because I’ve been filled with quite a bit of Episode I hate as of late.

But then I fire up my phone to check the Twitter and, lo and behold, what awaits me?  A bunch of tweets about how George Lucas announced the release of all six Star Wars films in 3D starting in 2012.  With Episode I. And apparently this announcement dropped as I was watching Fanboys.

Creepy. But coincidence? I think not. In fact, I think it was providentially ordained to give me the opportunity to flow this post into a soapbox about how I feel about the issue.  And that liberty I shall take…

The last few weeks have been a microcosm of conflicting emotion regarding George Lucas and the Star Wars saga. He’s releasing all six films on Blu-ray, but only the special editions of the original Trilogy.  Adding insult to injury, we don’t even have a proper version of the non-special editions released on DVD.  And now we have to wait until 2014 to see special edition Episode IV in 3D.  The whole thing is just kinda “meh”.  Will I go see the films?  Well, duh.  And probably at midnight, because that’s how I roll.  And while it will be exhilarating to see the giant yellow type floating upward into the deepest reaches of space, it will also be frustrating that hardcore fans can’t see the films we really want to see in the way we want to see them.

But you know what? George made the movies so George can do whatever he wants with them.  For better or for worse, that’s his right.  Unfortunately, he seems to be compounding worse.

Renew and Restore

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September 14, 2010

the one where Dallas Willard and Darth Maul teach me things

I’ve been really grumpy about Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace lately.  So grumpy that I chucked all of my Ep I stuff when we moved and have relegated the entire Prequel Trilogy to the category of Apocrypha.  Sorry, George.

My reasons are many, but I won’t rehash all of them here.  I’ll just soapbox about how disappointing the Darth Maul character is.  Even more disappointing than Jar Jar Binks.

Part of this was my fault.  Back in college I watched the Ep I trailer every day in my man Matt K’s room.  He had a sweet-action bubblelicious iMac, and we’d watch it over and over and over and over and over again.  The most mesmerizing part of the whole thing to me was Darth Maul. He looked like such a bad mamma jamma that I was just certain he would inspire the same type of fear and respect that Darth Vader commanded.

Wrong.

Darth Maul was lame. Actually, if there is a word meaning “lamer than lame”, he’s that. He looked mean, but he wasn’t.  He was a puppet.  He hardly did anything.  Shoot, he hardly SAID anything.  Not like Vader, man.  Vader was the opposite.  His words were harsh.  His actions were harsher.  Kidnapping princesses.  Force choking his own officers.  Pursuing his enemies with passion.  Oh, and he didn’t die at the end of Episode IV.  His death was hinted at, but apparently they retrieved him from the depths of space.

Vader is iconic because Vader wasn’t just ruthless, he was the epitome of ruthless.

That’s the mental picture I hold dearly as God has called me to be ruthless.  Don’t worry. It’s a very Jesus-y ruthlessness.  It’s the kind that Dallas Willard talked about when he told John Ortberg that “you must ruthlessly eliminate hurry from your life, for hurry is the great enemy spiritual life in our world today”.

Not try not to hurry.  Not cut back on hurry.  Eliminate it.  Ruthlessly.  Vader that junk straight out of your life.

Because like Eugene Peterson once noted, “Busyness is the enemy of spirituality. It is essentially laziness. It is doing the easy thing instead of the hard thing. It is filling our time with our own actions instead of paying attention to God’s actions. It is taking charge”.

One of our motivations for moving to a small town and having Stacy split a position with one of her best friends was so that we could better pursue spiritual depth.  We were just moving too fast in the city to be able to do that. It was working ok and then we had a kid.  And then we had another kid.  And eventually the duct tape and bubble gum started to lose it’s sticky and the whole thing just about fell in on itself.

It’s not like there is nothing to do in a small town.  There’s plenty to do.  But we were really looking for a chance to set things up well for the long term, and this presented us that opportunity.  It’s been quite the challenge to keep things from getting away from us again.

Before we made the move we made a pact to not adopt any extra responsibilities or activities for the first six months.  We knew it would be an adjustment period as we started new jobs and settled into the community.  We knew we’d have to be ruthless in our fight against hurry because there would be approaches from all sides. Many would be profitable activities, but we wanted to be sure we were committing to the activities we were called to and not just the first dozen opportunities we were afforded.

Fortunately for me, my wife is far more ruthless than I am.  I was considering helping out with the worship team at church.  And teaching the middle school Sunday School class.  And getting our daughter enrolled in gymnastics. And wanting to sign up to help with every single one of the parties at her preschool.

What can I say?  Old habits die hard.

But my wife’s ruthlessness is keeping me in check.  We are signed up to help with one party.  We are considering all of the requests people bring to us.  But we are putting them on hold until January. It’s not easy being ruthless, but it’s necessary.  Because we are still finding our way and getting our spiritual rhythms worked out and discerning the roles God has for us in our new town.

Whatever that calling may be I look forward to embracing with the same level of enthusiasm as the level of ruthlessness with which we’ve eliminated hurry.

Renew and Restore

August 26, 2010

testing the strength of my self control

“You have three pair of Star Wars shoes?  I thought you only had two.”

The above statement can be taken two different ways.  First, with the implication that my wife finds me way hotter now that she knows I have three pair of Star Wars shoes.  Or, more likely, she could think I’m way nerdier.

Regardless of how you interpret her statement, the fact that I only own three pair of Star Wars shoes deserves a lot of credit.  Considering the limited supply of the kicks combined with their very high phatness quotient*, it would be reasonable to have purchased every last one of the releases.  But I didn’t.  I limited myself, even though I might never have the opportunity to buy Star Wars kicks again.  Good job, me.

*If you are interested in acquiring the actual equation for the phatness quotient, you’ll have to contact my mother-in-law.  She is a nationally known math methods professor, and is very close to earning her Ph.D.  I don’t believe the phatness quotient is the actual subject of her dissertation, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it at least makes an appearance.

But hark! The foul temptress of indulgence is preparing to rear her head again.

*Gasp*

Word came down the line this month that Adidas is planning a whole new run of Star Wars product for the upcoming Fall/Winter season.  My initial reaction is that I don’t love the new line.  Some of it is really quite ugly.  But there are three products I am incredibly smitten with.

Problem: I already have too many shoes/clothes/jackets.

Problem: The two items I want the most are a bit too fashion forward for my wife to be seen with me in public wearing them.

I don’t know what the solutions are to those two problems.  But I do know that no one on the corner would have swagger like me if I was rolling around in a Chewbacca-themed jacked with matching boots this winter.

And that, my friends, is a little thing I like to call “hawtness personified”.

Renew and Restore

July 15, 2010

help me name my bbq team

One of my greatest achievements in life is earning certification as a Kansas City Barbecue Society judge. I don’t know how to put this, but I’m kinda a big deal. That being the case, judge certification was never the main goal.  It’s an opportunity for me to learn about the art and science of competition barbecue with the intent of competing at some point.

Now that life has slowed down I’ve been scoping out a good entry competition.  It just so happens that the town we now live in is having a contest the second weekend in September, and it’s tied to an event at my alma mater.  It’s not a KCBS sanctioned event, and it has some unorthodox rules and judging, but it could be a great first experience.  Preseason, if you will. Or “a friendly” if you’re well-versed in soccer vernacular.

First things first, though. If I’m going to enter, I need a team name. I’m 99% sure it will be a Star Wars themed name, but I can’t settle on just the right one.  I’m coming to you for help.  Please cast votes via the comments section on this page, or on one of the social networking sites through which you are connected to me.  I’m also accepting votes via text, phone call, in-person conversation, written correspondence and smoke signal.  And please, feel free to put forth any additional name nominations.  I need to get this right, and will leave no stone unturned.  Not even the Rock of Gibraltar.

Possible team names I’ve come up with include:

  • Jabba-Q – A great wordplay, but it doesn’t conjure up a lot of appetizing images.  Jabba’s never been one of my favorite characters in the Star Wars universe, either.  Well, I guess I’ve officially talked my way out of this selection.
  • Admiral AckbarBQ (alternate: Admiral Ackbarbecue) - My daughter heard me and The Manny do our Ackbar impersonation so many times over the last year that she now attempts to recreate his most famous line on a regular basis.
  • Let the Wookie Win – Do you want your barbecue chewy?  No. But this name has a lot of potential when it comes to decorating the booth, and is one of my favorite lines from any of the films.
  • Beggar’s Canyon BBQ - I love the coy poetry of this selection.  Only hardcore fans would know it was a Star Wars reference, which would be a cool shout-out to the series.  And it would be a good conversation starter as I can imagine a lot of people would swing by the booth wanting to know where Beggars Canyon is located.
  • Cell Block 1138 – Also an under-the-radar reference, though probably not a likely winner in that it’s a tad too gangsta.

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  • meAT-AT – The AT-AT is my favorite vehicle in the universe.  I plan on picking up one of the classic AT-AT toys off eBay and pairing it in my office next to one of the soon-to-be-released incarnation.  This name looks the coolest, but would probably be awkward for Star Wars novices to pronounce when calling the team up for awards. Any other AT-AT themed suggestions would be appreciated.
  • Porkins Up in Smoke -  A bit morbid, for sure.  But pretty funny and a good reference to some of the longer-running jokes in the Star Wars community.
  • Death Starbecue – On the one hand, the Death Star strikes fear into the hearts of millions thanks to its destructive power.  On the other hand, it got owned.  Twice.

As you can tell, I’ve been dedicating a lot of mental energy to this project.  If I end up using your idea over one of my own, I’ll reward your brilliance with a smoked pork shoulder.  Game recognize game, son.

Renew and Restore

June 4, 2010

where’s my spaceship when i need it?

I have just one week to make my way to Mos Eisley for the most fantastic World Cup viewing party in the galaxy a galaxy far far away…

May 25, 2010

late wedding gift ideas

I’m absolutely convinced I married the right woman.  She’s perfect for me.

But she’s starting to think we got married about 8 years too soon.

If we would have opted for a longer friendship and a half-decade engagement, we could have registered at Williams-Sonoma.  And that would have been awesome, because Williams Sonoma just released three kitchen products that my wife REALLY wants.

While I get her point that these items are super radical, a lot of great things have happened over the course of the last 8 years.  Experiences, kids, growth, memories.  A lot of great stuff packed into the time since we made our vows on that sweltering August evening.

All of that reminiscing gave me a fantastic idea…Maybe there are some folks out there that would like to celebrate our marriage by giving us a late wedding gift.  Or an 8th anniversary gift if you just can’t stand the thought of being tardy.  Whatever floats your boat.

Being the good husband I am, I went ahead and set up a registry online (event date: August 2010)  so Stacy didn’t have to do it.  I added the three things she really wanted, and that way maybe someone or someones would surprise her with the desires of her heart.  I, for one, would love to see her face light up with joy when she unboxes her very own…

Set of Star Wars Cooke Cutters

Set of Star Wars Pancake Molds

Matching Star Wars Aprons for our kiddos (these can be personallized, btw)

Thanks for celebrating us in a way that will mean a lot to Stacy.  She’s totally worth it :)

Renew and Restore

May 12, 2010

wednesday watchlist: the original trilogy

(video h/t The Manny)

A couple of weeks ago, the Manny and I invested some time in watching the original Star Wars Trilogy.  The last few times I’d watched the series through I went with the late-90′s tweaked versions, so I was interested to go back and see what the first drafts looked like.  I also wanted to watch the movies as if I’d never seen them before by noticing when characters are introduced, storyline bombs are dropped, etc.  Granted, it’s tough to fully do that when you don’t have one of those Men IN Black mind-erase r stick thingys, but I gave it a shot.

With that in mind, I now present this weeks Watchlist:

Things I realized watching the original Star Wars Trilogy:

  1. The effects, costuming and sets are all incredibly good and immersive.  So much so, that there were things I had assumed George Lucas added in for the remakes that had actually been in the movies from the start.
  2. I preferred the original musical numbers in Jedi to the new ones.  I’m in the minority on that when it comes to the Ewok celebration to close the  movie out.
  3. Effects-wise the films actually peaked with Empire.  That is a beautiful movie.  Gorgeous.  When Jedi came around, George relied so much on the green screen technology that everything looks 2D and the cast has this “spirit of the slain Jedi” blue aura throughout most of the movie.
  4. The cast grows up A LOT between New Hope and Empire.
  5. Considering they speak no English words, Chewbacca and R2D2 are hilarious.  Their acting is really quite brilliant.  If you are rolling your eyes right now, then go ahead and try it.  Try to make people crack up using only beeps and whistles, or primal groans.  Not that easy.
  6. My favorite vehicle in the whole series is the AT-AT.  That came as a bit of a shock to me.  They only make a couple of appearances, and they are part of the Empire’s fleet.  For some reason there is a soft spot in my heart for the loveable stompers.
  7. Those movies are scary.  I’m not sure when my kids are going to be able to watch them.  My daughter is a very sensitive soul, and I’m not sure she could handle the visual of Darth Vader force choking people.
  8. I love those movies.  Really, really love them.

Renew and Restore

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